Cruelty Free Music and Comedy
I’m Vegan Smythe and I’m the world’s only animal rights comedy cabaret character. I live in Melbourne, Australia, but like all entertainers I do travel. I once flew all the way to England to play a couple of sets at VegFest UK London without slowing down to get jetlag! (Check out the photo of me with “vegan badass” Patrik Baboumian)
And in case you’re wondering where I get my protein click here !
So, what’s with the tear tattoo?
I’m glad you asked. I wear the tattoo because I’m a killer and I’m sad about it. I killed hundreds if not thousands of non-human Earthlings before I went vegan.
OK, I admit I didn’t kill them myself. I had a hitman do it for me.