I'm Vegan Smythe and I write and perform songs and comedy to give veganism the edge. I live in Melbourne, Australia, but like all entertainers I do travel!
I'd love to come and perform at or MC your function of festival and I also write songs to order. You can contact me direct if you'd like to e-chat or set up a skype.
And in case you're wondering where I get my protein - click here!
So, what's with the tear tattoo?
I'm glad you asked. I wear the tattoo because I'm a killer and I'm sad about it. I killed hundreds if not thousands of non-human Earthlings before I went vegan.
OK, I admit I didn't kill them myself. I had a hitman do it for me.